shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

bespectacledbisexual:

this is one of my favorite facts i’ve found on wikipedia

but-then-there-is-hope:

my friendships

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

fuck-yeah-ed-sheeran:

Ed hears ‘Let Her Go' on the radio

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

200degreemrfahrenheit:

Series of paintings discovered in an abandon mental asylum in Italy.

lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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