beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly “mustache”.

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

dewdereade:

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

you are being obtuse. these are golden!

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

YOU TOLD ME NONE OF THIS WUT

hehehe…. yeaaaaaahhhhhh…. 

and actually conversation i had with my friend from rocky...

  • Him: i miss ya
  • Me: i literally saw you a few days ago!
  • Him: haha i know - didn't get to spend enough time with you tho, you were busy with the boi ;)
  • Me: yeahhhhhhh
  • Him: Haha how are you two doing?
  • Me: lol the extent of our relationship is rocky
  • Him: lol - i never get kisses like that

kanayastuck:

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

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ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU

Slut Walk LA was AMAZING!!!!!!!! So empowering and inspirational, the feeling of unity was just astounding. loved it. 

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.